Hold My Beer! 3.1

I was able to pull another all-nighter (or an up-til-3-AM-er) and I've got the last generation of kids mostly all to teen.  I know some of them were still in diapers in the last update!  But I figure at this rate I'll be through with this challenge by the end of the weekend.  So expect this to move fast!

( INSERT HUMOROUS REMARK HERE )