A Man-Maid Disaster! part 2

Ready for more of this mess?  PART TWO is now live.  (written through a haze of cold and flu medication... I'm not claiming responsibility)  We'll consider all these rated PG unless I say otherwise, 'k?
Comment here or at Boolprop - I don't care!

Part One - in case you might have missed it, and I suggest you go there first if that's the case!