Looking forward to the (possibly) red-headed gardener spawn!

I asked one of my in-laws what she thought about groceries being delivered right to your door and her reply was, "Shoot. I guess that would alright and all, and probably expensive! They'd probably mess it up, too. Bring me regular Mountain Dew when I ordered the diet. Stuff like that. I can't drink regular Mountain Dew.---Seriously?
that's what your in-law said?